Thursday, March 03, 2005
I am the Duke of New York. I am A-Number-One!
Because I have absolutely nothing else to throw at you, here are...
10 more Zombie Flyboy facts:
10. My eye color is currently bloodshot. I have no idea why.
9. I was Snake Plissken for Halloween this year. A lot of people didn't know who that was, and it pissed me off.
8. I hate chapped lips, both on myself and others.
7. I dislike bugs of all kinds, and will kill them on sight. The only good bug is a dead bug.
6. I used to believe that the movie, "Planet of The Apes" was based on a true story. This is because I was a really stupid kid.
5. I am the only person I know who doesn't own a cell phone.
6. I wear a size 11 shoe.
7. If you make loud smacking, chewing noises when you eat, I'll stick a fucking spoon in your eye.
8. I love riding roller coasters.
9. I hate Scrappy Doo.
10. I wish I was tall. I hate being a cursed midget with no hops.
10 more Zombie Flyboy facts:
10. My eye color is currently bloodshot. I have no idea why.
9. I was Snake Plissken for Halloween this year. A lot of people didn't know who that was, and it pissed me off.
8. I hate chapped lips, both on myself and others.
7. I dislike bugs of all kinds, and will kill them on sight. The only good bug is a dead bug.
6. I used to believe that the movie, "Planet of The Apes" was based on a true story. This is because I was a really stupid kid.
5. I am the only person I know who doesn't own a cell phone.
6. I wear a size 11 shoe.
7. If you make loud smacking, chewing noises when you eat, I'll stick a fucking spoon in your eye.
8. I love riding roller coasters.
9. I hate Scrappy Doo.
10. I wish I was tall. I hate being a cursed midget with no hops.
