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Sunday, March 06, 2005

Weird Question Of The Week

Hey there pukes and pussholes, it seems like it was only yesterday when I was asking you about poop and piss. But yes indeed, an entire week has passed (where does the time go?) and now it is time once more for...


You have two choices.

Choice A.

You will be paid $1 million dollars tax free. It's yours today to do with what you will. The only catch is that if you accept the money, all of the skin on your body will become covered in hard, peanut brittle like growths that occasionally ooze out a black tar like substance. The condition will be non-life threatening, but there is no cure.

Choice B.

You will be paid $100 thousand dollars tax free. It's yours today and you can do with it whatever you want. The only catch is, if you accept the money, all of your fingers and toes will fall off. It will not be possible to re-attach them, and there will be no finger/toe transplantations to help you. You will be toeless and fingerless for the rest of your life.

Which do you choose?

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