Thursday, April 14, 2005
Here she is! Your Zombie Slut Of The Month, April 2005!
It was a close race to see who would be chosen as April's Zombie Slut Of The Month, but all the votes are in, and the winner has been named.
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for "Big" Bertha Crankshaft. She's a little shy, so make her feel nice and welcome!
Bertha's interests are Hang Gliding, Rock Climbing, Parasailing, and Marathon Running.
Her turn ons include Massive uncircumcised cocks, Bald men, Beastiality, Corn on the cob, Tae Kwon Doe, and Square dancing.
Her turn offs are 50 Cent ringtones, Getting so wet her panties dissolve, Dee Snyder, EZ Bake Oven Brownies, Dirty fingernails, and Men who are fakes.
Heh. Heh. Heh. She sounds like a keeper to me. What say you all?
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for "Big" Bertha Crankshaft. She's a little shy, so make her feel nice and welcome!
Bertha's interests are Hang Gliding, Rock Climbing, Parasailing, and Marathon Running.
Her turn ons include Massive uncircumcised cocks, Bald men, Beastiality, Corn on the cob, Tae Kwon Doe, and Square dancing.
Her turn offs are 50 Cent ringtones, Getting so wet her panties dissolve, Dee Snyder, EZ Bake Oven Brownies, Dirty fingernails, and Men who are fakes.
Heh. Heh. Heh. She sounds like a keeper to me. What say you all?
