Saturday, April 02, 2005
Hey Hey Kids and Klods, It's that time again!
That's right people, it's your old pal Zombie Flyboy here with this week's
WEIRD QUESTION.
Here is the scenario.
You are convicted of crimes against humanity and sentenced to life imprisonment without parole on the island of maddening madness. To make sure you go completely mad, these beings are sent there to live with you for the rest of your life.
They are:
King Kong Bundy
Barney The Dinosaur
Cybill Shepherd
Fred Durst
Hyacinth Bucket
Jar Jar Binks
Joan Rivers
Kathy Lee Gifford
Weird Peter Pan Guy
Pee Wee Herman
Rosie Odonnell
Survivor's Rupert Boneham
The judge is not without any mercy however, and will allow you a small amount of input on your sentence. He is giving you a few choices about the following things.
1. Sex, (NO MASTURBATION ALLOWED) being defined as full on penetration with a partner, or at the very least, tongue on clit action in the case of girl on girl, is allowed and required on this island. The minimum is one time a week, or you will be punished by having to give rimjobs to everyone on the island. You can only have one partner for the duration of your sentence, which is of course the rest of your life, but the judge is allowing you freedom of choice in this matter. Who do you choose?
2. You will be forever tethered to two of these beings. The bond is unbreakable. There will be no privacy, or alone time. EVER. The judge in his kindness is allowing you to choose who you are tethered to though. Who do you choose?
3. The judge realizes that some of the beings you are staying with might annoy you and drive you prematurely insane. To prevent this from happening, he is giving you the power to kill any two of them, provided they are not among your choices for tethering or sex. The beings you choose will be promptly taken off the island and fed to sharks. Who do you choose for shark bait?
WEIRD QUESTION.
Here is the scenario.
You are convicted of crimes against humanity and sentenced to life imprisonment without parole on the island of maddening madness. To make sure you go completely mad, these beings are sent there to live with you for the rest of your life.
They are:
King Kong Bundy
Barney The Dinosaur
Cybill Shepherd
Fred Durst
Hyacinth Bucket
Jar Jar Binks
Joan Rivers
Kathy Lee Gifford
Weird Peter Pan Guy
Pee Wee Herman
Rosie Odonnell
Survivor's Rupert Boneham
The judge is not without any mercy however, and will allow you a small amount of input on your sentence. He is giving you a few choices about the following things.
1. Sex, (NO MASTURBATION ALLOWED) being defined as full on penetration with a partner, or at the very least, tongue on clit action in the case of girl on girl, is allowed and required on this island. The minimum is one time a week, or you will be punished by having to give rimjobs to everyone on the island. You can only have one partner for the duration of your sentence, which is of course the rest of your life, but the judge is allowing you freedom of choice in this matter. Who do you choose?
2. You will be forever tethered to two of these beings. The bond is unbreakable. There will be no privacy, or alone time. EVER. The judge in his kindness is allowing you to choose who you are tethered to though. Who do you choose?
3. The judge realizes that some of the beings you are staying with might annoy you and drive you prematurely insane. To prevent this from happening, he is giving you the power to kill any two of them, provided they are not among your choices for tethering or sex. The beings you choose will be promptly taken off the island and fed to sharks. Who do you choose for shark bait?
