Thursday, May 12, 2005
Hey! Hey! It's that time again!
That's right devils and divas, it's time for the...
WEIRD QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Ok. Here's the deal. You have been accepted for the famous, Zombie Piefight, million dollar challenge. How do you play? I'm glad you asked dear reader and brave contestant. The rules are as simple as a walk in the park, and as easy as falling in love.
Check it out!
You have two choices.
Choice one is to be locked inside a garbage can filled three quarters of the way with:
TICKS
CHIGGERS
LICE
And HORSEFLIES.
You will literally be swimming in these nasty creatures.
The garbage can will be sealed tight, and you will be in total darkness with only the hungry, crawling, nasty creatures for company. A small air hole will be provided so you will not suffocate. A thin tube will provide you with a small drink of water every hour. You get no food, but then again, you can always eat the bugs.
If you can stay in this garbage can of horror for seven days, you win the prize of one million dollars. If you stay one day, you get nothing. If you stay for six days, and 23 hours, you get nothing. It's all or nothing here.
Choice two is this. It's really simple.
All you have to do, is eat a twenty pound bag of sugar every day for breakfast. You have to do this for an entire year. Even one day off will forfeit you of the prize. If you can manage this without dieing of obesity and diabetes, you get the million bucks.
So my mighty contestant, which game do you play? The long, painful, eat 7,300 pounds of sugar quest, or do you take your chances in the garbage can of biting bugs?
Choose now scumbag!
WEIRD QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Ok. Here's the deal. You have been accepted for the famous, Zombie Piefight, million dollar challenge. How do you play? I'm glad you asked dear reader and brave contestant. The rules are as simple as a walk in the park, and as easy as falling in love.
Check it out!
You have two choices.
Choice one is to be locked inside a garbage can filled three quarters of the way with:
TICKS
CHIGGERS
LICE
And HORSEFLIES.
You will literally be swimming in these nasty creatures.
The garbage can will be sealed tight, and you will be in total darkness with only the hungry, crawling, nasty creatures for company. A small air hole will be provided so you will not suffocate. A thin tube will provide you with a small drink of water every hour. You get no food, but then again, you can always eat the bugs.
If you can stay in this garbage can of horror for seven days, you win the prize of one million dollars. If you stay one day, you get nothing. If you stay for six days, and 23 hours, you get nothing. It's all or nothing here.
Choice two is this. It's really simple.
All you have to do, is eat a twenty pound bag of sugar every day for breakfast. You have to do this for an entire year. Even one day off will forfeit you of the prize. If you can manage this without dieing of obesity and diabetes, you get the million bucks.
So my mighty contestant, which game do you play? The long, painful, eat 7,300 pounds of sugar quest, or do you take your chances in the garbage can of biting bugs?
Choose now scumbag!
