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Tuesday, October 04, 2005

It's been a while, but it's that fucking time again!

Hardy ho!

It's time for a WEIRD QUESTION!!!!



Here it is.

You are offered the chance to make one million dollars, tax free, from Bill Gates. You can choose between two options to receive your money. Choose wisely.

Option 1:



You will be permanently tattooed with clown makeup and surgically altered to have a big bulbous nose and gigantic feet. Your hair will be removed and a giant rainbow afro wig will be glued to your head. You will only be allowed to wear pink and green colored clown clothing, but for fun you will be allowed to choose the color of your over-sized suspenders. You will also have to live with the four clowns pictured and always have to be with at least one of them at any given time, even when you’re going to the bathroom.

The final condition of this deal is that someone with a loud boom box will follow you around 24/7 playing repetitive carnival/circus music at the maximum volume. This will go on forever. There is no going back. This is the first day of the rest of your life. Do you accept this option?

Option 2:




Every January, May, and September first, a big fat guy named Apollo will come to you and break both of your arms and legs with a ball-peen hammer. Do you accept this option?

Choose now!

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