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But not as sexy as me! HoooooWAHHHHH!!!
Don't say I didn't warn you sucker!
Mercy is for the weak!
It's smart Jerry! It's smart! And I'm not dumbing it down for you!
This is the best game in history!

Sunday, March 19, 2006

My fame continues to grow...

As many of you know, my fame throughout the land is quite legendary. Not a day goes by without someone wanting me to take a bite of their brains, autograph their breasts, or give them a glance at my magnificent giant slalom.

I'm usually just going about the ordinary business of the day when this happens too. You know, the normal daily stuff, such as trips to the liquor store, visiting whore-houses, scoring up some H, and taking in the occasional porno film at the adult bookstore.

It's getting to the point that I can go nowhere without causing a stir.

But that's ok. It's just fame. I enjoy it.



Now where were we?

Oh yes, my point is that I am bigger than ever.

And I'm not just saying that because I gained 250 pounds over the last couple of months!

Nope, I'm talking about sure signs that a person has arrived. For instance, like when people start to make things about you. This is the kind of cool shit that proves you're somebody in the world.

Like this guy.

I'm somebody now!

Anyway, here is something that I thought kicked ass. It's me in action figure form. How fucking cool is that?

And here's something else I thought was cool. A friend of mine who is known worldwide as the ninja of knitting, MadameD, emailed me this picture.

Evidently someone made some knit figures of the original "Dawn Of The Dead" zombies. Quite frankly, I think this kicks more ass than a meth milkshake with a cherry painted rock on top.

The one on the left is the Hare Krishna zombie.

The middle one is the nurse zombie.

The one in the middle front is of course, me, the famous Zombie Flyboy!

I am having a hard time figuring out who the one on the right is though, and it's really driving me crazy. Anyone know which one it is? I guess I should go watch the movie again and see if I can figure it out.

Anyway, it's all just further evidence of my growing fame. Yep, I've made it in the world. I'm a real go getter, a big fat fucking famous amos if there ever was one.




Now excuse me. I have to go take out the garbage and wash the birdshit off of my truck.


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